OMG...All Over Again (September 2008)
Dubious requiem, a nostril unleashed, [a]
I fell into the sewer and landed on the moon, [n]
A new day onward rolls. [j]
Tragic danger attacked by a spoon, [a]
I got attacked by a kamikaze watermelon, [n]
Defense wall downward crumbles. [j]
Bitch slap by O' glorious conclusions, [a]
I ignore the rules of time and space, [n]
Finally my base strongly plants. [j]
Forever I mumble while I grumble, [a]
I smell something foul like butt, [n]
This horrid cycle forward goes. [j]
Early September 2008: Adam, Nick, and Jenn
Plumber Circus (September 2008)
A clown in farmer pants carried a flute,
And chased me and threaten to shoot,
I thought, oh yeah, oh on, oh poot.
A hero rises from the well,
Clown slayer he's called, a story to tell,
Unbeknownst he's really a plumber named Dale.
To stop the clown, cried Dale, eat your vegetables,
Or I will smack with my tables,
I leaned by watching cable,
And forcefully milking my cow Mable.
Against the giggling foe he stands strong,
Declowned forever, righting the wrong,
Dale went back to playing Donkey Kong,
The clown recovered with a hit from his mighty bong.
Oh poor Dale, he doesn't yet know,
The clown will expire, but how will he go?
Guts and silly string out from him blow,
And said, Ah shit, and took a dip of skoal.
Jenn, Adam, and Nick
Poem de Toilette (September 2008)
Like a Latte on my buttocks, [a]
I sit there and ponder, [n]
On my choice of peanut butter, [ao]
And other condiments out yonder. [j]
I ask myself why I wonder, [n]
Spinning, spinning like frog in blender, [a]
A cold chill ran up my sleeve, [j]
And I sing all night in sleepless bender. [a]
Food now gone, Boredom anew, [j]
I ask myself why, [n]
The cat puked again in my shoe. [a]
Turning and Peeling an apple blue, [a]
And I knew, oh yes, I knew, [n]
That sound from out cat came, [j]
Snick, snick, cat's claw, much blood they drew. [a]
I wish to talk like you, [j]
But I'm dying by foul smell, [n]
I was bored before and couldn't poo, [a]
This is the end, this is not true. [jna]
Early September 2008: Adam, Nick, and Jenn